Limericks...

An old man went to a railroad,
Where a passing train got him mowed.
The deaths were fifty,
They all died horribly,
And to their heavenly abode.

Limericks!

There was a young man from India,
Who drove as though he was a Raja,
Careless was his driving,
His car went exploding,
And he flew all the way to Russia.

Limericks

There was once a man from South Spain,
Who ate some burgers on a lane,
But they contained lead,
And he dropped down dead,
And the man got caught in the rain.